I had an idea for this writing tool where you punch in all your characters and it overrides any biases you might have by assigning their races and genders fairly. Here it is. It’s not perfect! Maybe not even useful! But I thought it would be interesting.
Let me know if I goofed up the racial nomenclature or anything. Also, definitely feel free to go ahead and change the rather simple code, add other aspects of human identity, use other countries’ census statistics, etc!
Commissioned by my pal fredgodof, of her and her main squeeze as gods of mischief ;)
hey friends what kind of spells do you think you could buy in a shop?
fluffydoodles answered: Hmmm…. Bunion ointments in onion-shaped bottles, Gout gouch….A spell for your own little sun to follow you on a gloomy day (great for photosynthesis). Conversly, a little stormy rain cloud to follow THAT GUY *points at random stranger* (consider purchasing the lightning bolt upgrade)
poeticimplosion answered: small healing spells, love spells that are total hacks, spells against bugs and stuff, high end familiar spells?? idk
fredgodof answered: Cures for aches and pains and Melancholy
stonelions answered: fun stuff, maybe? like harmless spells for kids that make a pop of glitter go off or charm a paper frog to jump?
thank you lovelies this is just what i needed you are the best :D
teaching us that even horrible nightmare monsters can become our friends if we bang them over the head
and then use them to beat up other horrible nightmare monsters
He has to have a list of all the Pokemon somewhere
If you ask you may receive - so long as you don’t ask too much.
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Born in June, he is,
nevertheless, a November child;
of bare trees, alive with wind,
the scent of hay,
the call of geese.
wrapped in wool with steaming breath,
quiet grey eyes
tracing sparrow tracks
on frosty steps.